Quote of the Day after Thanksgiving 11/25/11

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

-Jon Stewart

Happy Turkey Shopping Hangover Day!

Quote of the Day 11/14/11

Thanksgiving is coming: only 10 days away! It's time for a little turkey inspiration!

"I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."

-Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thomas' personal idol)

Quote of the Day 11/8/11

Today's food quote is something I found a long time ago written on the wall of an airport Food Court (CLE, to be exact). I like it enough to ignore the fact that I don't really like Virginia Woolf. And the fact that she killed herself. I mean, who commits suicide by drowning? 
Obviously, she never read All The Hungry People.

Quote of the Day 10/10/11

Today's food quote simultaneously explains why Ron Swanson it so amazing and justifies Raina's pescatarianism (pesky pescatarian).

"Fish: for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."

-Ron Swanson, NBC's Parks and Recreation

Quote of the Day 10/8/11

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

-Yogi Berra

Quote of the Day 10/3/11

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
- J. R. R. Tolkien